Whilst going through my closet to find gems to post on Ebay, I have found pure travesties. These garments are tangible proof that I have been insane for most of my life. They should have locked me up long ago.

Doc martens covered in kiwi slices.........

 Hey, I'm trying to find out if anyone I know is actually going to burnin' man. It seems that everyone I have camped with previously is not going, and I'm running out of camp options (not so wild about going it alone). 

Anyone going?

Any suggestions?

The hand emerges from under piles of blankets, pawing for the laptop.

Internet first, then water.

Priorities in check.

 I'll say it again....

I will never understand the actions of other people. 

 What you all missed....





It was a pretty neat show. We might do another one in the future.......

 Internet, I can hardly look at you. 

We are totally in a fight.

You whore.

It's very cold.

They..... just..... don't......stop.....drinking...

I have missed my clan.

And i miss a few of you as well.

See you all later, currently fleeing the country.

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No dad, I will not take this vacum.

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Adorable thing of the day: tiny Asian girls praying before consumption of cheeseboard. Amen!

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